Manimal Cracker's Palace of Hatred and Tomfoolery

My name is Jacob.
I like music and video games and webcomics where people die, among other things.
Welcome to my blog! I hope you have a great time.

raspbeary:

i think this website would be a lot more pleasant if people realized you can like and love something and AT THE SAME TIME recognize what’s wrong/problematic in it and critique it

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posted: 3 days ago
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freya-who:

Roxy keeps her friends together.

posted: 3 days ago

(Source: funnuraba)

posted: 3 days ago

(Source: noirmatic)

posted: 3 days ago
tatigotzkittiez:

Kanaya and Rose.

tatigotzkittiez:

Kanaya and Rose.

posted: 3 days ago

(Source: vomitasumente)

posted: 3 days ago

fivetier:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

>they

>”YOU’RE MISGENDERING ME”

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This always fucking baffles me.

At this point, you are literally looking for reasons to be offended.

posted: 3 days ago

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

posted: 3 days ago
systemofadowny:

vanillish:

i’m sending that outfit to the shadow realm

Oh my god

systemofadowny:

vanillish:

i’m sending that outfit to the shadow realm

Oh my god

(Source: cokeflow)

posted: 3 days ago

have you ever tried to reply to a prompt

but you do this thing where you like

say the wrong character because you’re so used to rping with that character

so you fuck up the whole reply and then furiously apologize for it

god damn it

posted: 3 days ago

(Source: people.com)

posted: 4 days ago
playbunny:


cat calls :33c

playbunny:

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cat calls :33c

posted: 5 days ago
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annieandthemotions:

lwaliet:

SMUT FANFICTION IN REAL LIFE

HOLY SHIT ACCURACY

(Source: dracxnem)

posted: 5 days ago
celebiii:

the-grudge-girl:

Answer Man
The Answer Man is an urban legend about a game that is played by kids in Japan. They say the game can invoke an evil spirit that will answer any question given to it.
You need:
Ten people who each own a cell phone
Step 1: Gather ten people in a loose circle. Each person must have the cell phone number of the person to their left.


Step 2: On the count of three, each person presses the call button to contact the person on their left 


Step 3: Everyone puts their phone to their ear and listens
Because everyone is calling each other at the same time, all of the phones should be busy and nobody should receive an answer.

However, one person will find that their call is mysteriously answered and they will hear a voice on the other end of the line.

This is the Answer Man.

When you are on the phone with the Answer Man, you can ask him anything. He will answer whatever questions you choose to ask him. However, after he gives you your answer, he will have a question for you. They say that if you answer his questions incorrectly or are unable to give an answer, a large gnarled hand will appear from the phone and tear off a piece of your body.

OH MY GOD

celebiii:

the-grudge-girl:

Answer Man

The Answer Man is an urban legend about a game that is played by kids in Japan. They say the game can invoke an evil spirit that will answer any question given to it.

You need:

  • Ten people who each own a cell phone
Step 1: Gather ten people in a loose circle. Each person must have the cell phone number of the person to their left.
Step 2: On the count of three, each person presses the call button to contact the person on their left 
Step 3: Everyone puts their phone to their ear and listens


Because everyone is calling each other at the same time, all of the phones should be busy and nobody should receive an answer.

However, one person will find that their call is mysteriously answered and they will hear a voice on the other end of the line.
This is the Answer Man.
When you are on the phone with the Answer Man, you can ask him anything. He will answer whatever questions you choose to ask him. However, after he gives you your answer, he will have a question for you. They say that if you answer his questions incorrectly or are unable to give an answer, a large gnarled hand will appear from the phone and tear off a piece of your body.

OH MY GOD

posted: 5 days ago